Goodbye my Lovely

Beautiful aspen Kneepads came over. She was wearing a very short dress and a ripped and torn sleeveless T-shirt top. She seemed excited for some reason. Like she had some big secret she was holding in.
I poured her a stiff shot of Black Douglas and waited. She slammed her double shot down in double quick time and turned toward the fridge to get a beer chaser.
' I'm going to jail' she muttered.
' Whats that doll?' I said.
' I'm GOING to JAIL you lazy fuck!' she shouted, ' this is my last two days of freedom and I need you to do something for me'.
' Sure mistress,' I said quickly, ' You name it'.
' I want to do that thing you wanted me to.' she said.
' You mean that thing, that break-up sex, human toilet thing?' I said stalling for time.
' Yeah that... tonite ...and then you do it to me to! ' she suddenly gushed breathlessly.
' Wow, fuck me' I gulped,' how soon do you want to...actually I was just thinking...I had some more ideas on that. Wanna hear em?'
' Yeah' she said ' but hurry willya, I'm dying for a shit!'
' Okay, okay, hears what I want...first you shit all you got in my mouth then you suck my cock so hard so I can take it outa my mouth and use it to jerk off with, and then you lie down and I fuck you hard up the arse. Howzat sound? '
' Fucking A' she breathed hard. ' And I'm not leaving here till you take a giant dump in MY mouth. I'm going to suck your arsehole till I get mine. Then I want your big dick in my mouth while it's all hot and full of shit and I want you to fuck me in the face, fuck me in the arse and face fuck me again. Just like those pornos.'
She suddenly let rip a huge fart.
' Get undressed, go in there and lie down...I'm coming' she said. ' This stinking crap is going to last us till I get out...lick my arsehole, lick it and SUCK on it, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm COMING!'