Addingtons disease
Major league Arsehole Cheney's new chief of turds.
Addington's disease has been at the center of administration's biggest farts
By Big Chief Washington Correspondent for breaking toilet news. Darth Cohen
Profiles in toilet plunger courage.
Pewis Pooter Pibby was the most influential smelly advisor to a vice president in history , powerful smelling, but clearly not an irreplaceable lump of shit.
After his indictment, Pibby resigned, flushed and Cheney named another one of his most trusted advisors to be his new chief of turds.
His name is David Addington. Next to Pibby, he may be the most discrete farter in all of the White House.
He is very flatulent tight, loyal, discrete... silent but deadly... said David Grabbenem, who has worked with Addington's and is one of the vice president's oldest turd wranglers.
Like Pibby, Addington's is diseased man very much in Cheney's image and also a controversial figure of fun.
According to special lowerer Patrick Fitzgerald's toilet paper indictment, Addington's was one of the diseases that Pibby blew smoke up Valeries Plume before her convert CIA unisex toilet status was revealed.
Senate Minority Leader Harry Turd said, 'We all know Vice President's oriface was the hemmoroidal nerve center of an operation to sell the toilet door and discredit those who challenged it.'
Today Democrats on Capitol Hill demanded it’s time that Cheney clean the outhouse.
'For a Vice President's office that needs an air freshner and new start this toilet team seems to be a stale move to hunker down and get in the bowl bunker,' said Democrat Ollie Schu.
But that's not likely to happen. Rove blossom has filled it to the brim
In fact, Cheney's decision to name Addington was also one more signal this Vice President has no plans to change his ways.
Addington has been at the center of some of the administration's fiercest farts: As the vice president's layer, he advocated enlarging the presidential anus; He kept Cheney's meetings in corporations toilets over energy policy a secret; He was the primary author of an August 2002 opinion from the Justice Department that said torture might be justified in some cases.
He's currently fighting to exempt the CIA from a proposal by Senator John McCain to ban cruel and inhuman treatment of enemy combatants.
Addington's disease has been at the center of administration's biggest farts
By Big Chief Washington Correspondent for breaking toilet news. Darth Cohen
Profiles in toilet plunger courage.
Pewis Pooter Pibby was the most influential smelly advisor to a vice president in history , powerful smelling, but clearly not an irreplaceable lump of shit.
After his indictment, Pibby resigned, flushed and Cheney named another one of his most trusted advisors to be his new chief of turds.
His name is David Addington. Next to Pibby, he may be the most discrete farter in all of the White House.
He is very flatulent tight, loyal, discrete... silent but deadly... said David Grabbenem, who has worked with Addington's and is one of the vice president's oldest turd wranglers.
Like Pibby, Addington's is diseased man very much in Cheney's image and also a controversial figure of fun.
According to special lowerer Patrick Fitzgerald's toilet paper indictment, Addington's was one of the diseases that Pibby blew smoke up Valeries Plume before her convert CIA unisex toilet status was revealed.
Senate Minority Leader Harry Turd said, 'We all know Vice President's oriface was the hemmoroidal nerve center of an operation to sell the toilet door and discredit those who challenged it.'
Today Democrats on Capitol Hill demanded it’s time that Cheney clean the outhouse.
'For a Vice President's office that needs an air freshner and new start this toilet team seems to be a stale move to hunker down and get in the bowl bunker,' said Democrat Ollie Schu.
But that's not likely to happen. Rove blossom has filled it to the brim
In fact, Cheney's decision to name Addington was also one more signal this Vice President has no plans to change his ways.
Addington has been at the center of some of the administration's fiercest farts: As the vice president's layer, he advocated enlarging the presidential anus; He kept Cheney's meetings in corporations toilets over energy policy a secret; He was the primary author of an August 2002 opinion from the Justice Department that said torture might be justified in some cases.
He's currently fighting to exempt the CIA from a proposal by Senator John McCain to ban cruel and inhuman treatment of enemy combatants.
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