President pardons Scooter and Turd Blossom

Stop Sorry, sorry...that should read, President pardons Marshmellow and Yam stop.

LATE BEAKING...A Fresh Terror Alert has just been issued...Cranberry alert level Cranberry.

Rumsfeld: US Troops to Leave Iraq When Conditions Right; War score and seven years ago...Voice of America - USA US Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld says military folks underground and oil considerations on the ground - and not politics in Washington - will determine the pace of any US troop Embassy dust-offs and they will not leave till the entire nation is flatter than a pumpkin pie by golly.