Turd Blossom Therapy
WHITE HOUSE -- (DOWN JONES MARKET WIRE) -- 11/21/2005 -- Surgicalsis® AFTP™ Anal Fistula Turd Plug is a new paradigm in the treatment of anal fistulas. An innovative, yet simple treatment for a notoriously difficult condition, which has traditionally required heroic surgical intervention.
Surgicalsis® AFTP™ Anal Fistula Turd Plug is a revolutionary new technique to close anal fistulas. A fistula is an abnormal channel that develops between body organs in the body politic. The most common fistulas occur from the empire intestine to an opening in the network skin. The presence of a fistula can painful and seriously impact thousands of patient's quality of life, or lives themselves.
Unfortunately, current treatments involving an extensive surgical justice procedure or use of a MSM fibrin glue do not always yield satisfactory results, leaving the patient with a chronic debilitating ' blossoming'... and it's a foul smelling problem with associated press incontinence.
Surgicalsis Anal Fistula Turd Plug is a wedge shaped pseudo medical device that has been specifically designed to allow a political surgeon to easily place it into a fistula channel. Once in place, Surgicalsis AFTP serves as a proctological bio-scaffold to facilitate well-organized tissue regeneration to close the fistula.
The pretzel shaped plug is well tolerated by patients who don't drink and early clinical results are showing significant improvement over conventional Watergate therapies.
Surgicalsis® AFTP™ Anal Fistula Turd Plug is a revolutionary new technique to close anal fistulas. A fistula is an abnormal channel that develops between body organs in the body politic. The most common fistulas occur from the empire intestine to an opening in the network skin. The presence of a fistula can painful and seriously impact thousands of patient's quality of life, or lives themselves.
Unfortunately, current treatments involving an extensive surgical justice procedure or use of a MSM fibrin glue do not always yield satisfactory results, leaving the patient with a chronic debilitating ' blossoming'... and it's a foul smelling problem with associated press incontinence.
Surgicalsis Anal Fistula Turd Plug is a wedge shaped pseudo medical device that has been specifically designed to allow a political surgeon to easily place it into a fistula channel. Once in place, Surgicalsis AFTP serves as a proctological bio-scaffold to facilitate well-organized tissue regeneration to close the fistula.
The pretzel shaped plug is well tolerated by patients who don't drink and early clinical results are showing significant improvement over conventional Watergate therapies.
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