A Grebo Fitzgiving up yours
A funny thing happened at our Thanksgiving. Mom lost her cell phone and then later while at dinner the turkey started to vibrate.
It's time once more for one of our holiday classics. Turkey has tryptophan in it which makes you tired, it makes your drowsy, so here’s a tip, this is what mom does. When she’s ready to put the turkey in the oven, she puts the stuffing in, and then adds just a tablespoon of crack.
Hey did you hear this? According to a new report out of England, President Bush made plans to bomb the al-Jazeera TV network, but was met with disagreement...
by Dick Cheney, who wanted to bomb CNN instead.
New Jersey now has a bear season. After the bear hunting season is over the only 800 pound mammal in the tri-state area will be... a New York City rat.
I told you the president pardoned those two turkeys didn't I?
Yes Scooter and Turd Blossom can breath easy and tour Disneyworld now so that's allright then...
Of course people will be eating turkey on Thanksgiving. A lot of people like to bake it, some broil it, a lot of people pan fry their turkey, some roast it. Dick Cheney plans to have the CIA torture his.
Talking condemned Turkey, the Saddam trial is underway and 11,000 lawyers for Saddam have withdrawn from the case in fears of being killed off... yes now they’re all working on the Tom Cruise prenup.
It's time once more for one of our holiday classics. Turkey has tryptophan in it which makes you tired, it makes your drowsy, so here’s a tip, this is what mom does. When she’s ready to put the turkey in the oven, she puts the stuffing in, and then adds just a tablespoon of crack.
Hey did you hear this? According to a new report out of England, President Bush made plans to bomb the al-Jazeera TV network, but was met with disagreement...
by Dick Cheney, who wanted to bomb CNN instead.
New Jersey now has a bear season. After the bear hunting season is over the only 800 pound mammal in the tri-state area will be... a New York City rat.
I told you the president pardoned those two turkeys didn't I?
Yes Scooter and Turd Blossom can breath easy and tour Disneyworld now so that's allright then...
Of course people will be eating turkey on Thanksgiving. A lot of people like to bake it, some broil it, a lot of people pan fry their turkey, some roast it. Dick Cheney plans to have the CIA torture his.
Talking condemned Turkey, the Saddam trial is underway and 11,000 lawyers for Saddam have withdrawn from the case in fears of being killed off... yes now they’re all working on the Tom Cruise prenup.
posted by professor rat at 5:53 AM
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